That reminded me a funny story as a kid I heard in China.
There was a very lazy boy whose parents were planning a trip. The mother worried that the boy would starve to death so she made a gigantic pancake for her son. She believed that the boy would not even bother to fetch it when he became hungry so she made a hole of the pancake and hung it over his neck. However, when the parents came back from their trip, they found the son had indeed die of hunger - he only ate the part of the pancake immediately in front of his mouth. The rest still hung on his neck.
That is a champion. "My cat" has a long way to go.

Where is my pasta?
Sounds like that kid would've been eligible for a Darwin Award.
ReplyDeleteHe definitely deserve a Darwin Award. But what about the cat? Any ribbon for her?
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